I’m trying to think of something engaging to write but I’m running on empty. I don’t have writer’s block so much as writer’s blah. I lead what scientist commonly refer to as a “boring life”. I’m sure if I put some thought into it I could dig out a funny anecdote about dog stool or the lack social grace displayed by the average driver (I’m sure there’s a connection between the two somewhere) but I’m just not that motivated. So instead of continuing this monologue of vapid drivel, I’ll stop here.