I love my dog. Here’s why.

Yesterday I had my carpets steam cleaned for the holidays. I don’t entertain much but I will have a guest staying with me for Christmas (an old friend, nothing romantic). After bathing my dog we came home to a nice, tidy apartment. Upon basking in the utopian sparkle of her domicile, she decided to do something she rarely does – pee in the house. Although 75% of my flooring is covered in carpet, she managed to evacuate on the tile between the bathroom and kitchen. Now that’s a good girl. She’s going to get a special treat for Christmas.