Day 40 – that sounds kind of … Biblical. It’s like I should be experiencing some sort of spiritual catharsis. I’m not. But I’m not drinking either. I had plenty of drunk catharses in my day. I’ll take the revelation-free life, thank you.

In other news, I bathed my dog and did laundry. Ahh yes, the riveting life of the Last of the Famous International Playboys. I hope Morrissey doesn’t sue me for copyright infringement.